today is DAD'S BIRTHDAY ! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD !didn't really celebrate it because we celebrated it during moon cake festival la.
so we went out for dinner with 3rd brother to dad's fren's restaurant eat Fish Head.
muh parents love it !
daddy's fren recommending some foods..
3 dishes. well. full enough (:omg . the Lychee chicken very nice ((:
hehe. i finish eating already =D
so . after that. we headed to Old Town to meet up muh 2nd brother and his gf.
then yam cha. chatted about big bro's things .. again . hehes.
about bro's wedding . the reception on Nov. dinner .. lotsa things . heeee.e =D
so darn long time never see muh 3rd brother edi . he is busy for his career.he got training at UOB Bank . just now chatted with him abt his training too. well. tough (:
___________________________________________________________What men do after sex?
2% eat; 3% smoke cigarettes; 4% take a
shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up
and go back home to their wives.
Why is your penis better than a credit card?
( a Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as
much as she wants.
LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
A couple recently married was happy
with the whole thing. He was happy
with the hole, and she was happy with
the thing.
What is the closest thing to a woman's
period?Your SALARY... It comes once a
month,
lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't
come, you are F*CKED!!!
Teacher asked: Which part of the body
goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because
everynight I see my mum's legs up high
and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to
school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend says,
"TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".
AGES OF VAGINA:
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR
RENOVATION!!! !!!!
shower; 5% go to sleep and 86% get up
and go back home to their wives.
Why is your penis better than a credit card?
( a Once spent it recharges itself.
(b) It is accepted worldwide.
(c) You can let your wife use it as
much as she wants.
LITTLE GIRL: Mommy, I just found out that our neighbour's son has a penis like a peanut!
MUM: You mean it's small?
LITTLE GIRL: No it's salty!!!
A couple recently married was happy
with the whole thing. He was happy
with the hole, and she was happy with
the thing.
What is the closest thing to a woman's
period?Your SALARY... It comes once a
month,
lasts 4 or 5 days, and if it doesn't
come, you are F*CKED!!!
Teacher asked: Which part of the body
goes to heaven first?
A Kid replied : The legs...because
everynight I see my mum's legs up high
and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING".
Teacher: Why did you bring your cat to
school?
Pupil : Because I heard my sister's boyfriend says,
"TONIGHT I WILL EAT YOUR PUSSY".
AGES OF VAGINA:
16 TO 19 BRAND NEW.
20 TO 28 SLIGHTLY USED
29 TO 36 SECOND HAND
37 TO 45 SUBJECT TO REPAIR
46 TO 55 FOR LUBRICATION
56 TO 60 TOTAL WRECK
61 TO 70 CLOSED FOR
RENOVATION!!! !!!!
`from MeiZhen's Blog ((: muahas.
i find it quite funny so i copied it here ! got her permission one arr =p
i find it quite funny so i copied it here ! got her permission one arr =p
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