Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Speeding

Was travelling @ 100km/h at 80km/h zone(i think).
Never. Never thought of kena summon and never never thought that there will be a road block in a broad day light!
Oh well, thats life =.=||

Stories? I heard a lot.
but it's my very first time being stopped and asked:

"Mau saman tak?"

Stories about the process of "duit minum" oh. let's speak to the point. BRIBE. I heard a lot as well (:

Although I've heard a lot of this kinda stories, but i have no idea of how to handle it when it comes to me. It's my first time yo!

He asked me:

" Mau saman tak? "
I answered:

"Tak Mau."

Then, he do something else, and asked again:

" Mau saman tak? "

I thought, I should give him the money now right? but it's wrong to bribe and there are so many police. How?

Then I asked:
" So what should I do?"

"Mau saman tak?"

"TAK MAU!"

"Jadi?"

" ............. "
(Okay, at this point i seriously dont know how should i start bribing him)

Then, he asked for my IC and start writing the summon. I didn't even know =.=||
When he start writing, he still ask me

"Mau saman tak?"
Am losing my patience.

"TAK MAU!!!!!!"
(Yes, it's literally TAK MAU!!!!!!)

At the end, i got the summon for speeding (:
RM300.
I haven't tell parents yet anyway :p


Bribery, this kinda thing i think it's quite common in M'sia. Everyone knows about it.
I know as well, but i didn't know that it involve so many police(at least 3) to bribe together. I didn't know! At the end still kena teased by him for don't know how to bribe! =.=|| fuck.
And what i think the stupiest thing was, he kept asking same stupid question.

"Mau saman tak?"

Fuck, everybody know the answer would be

"TAK MAU!"

So, why ask over and over again?
Just straight to the point and say how much you want!
(Although i know have RM50 with me)

argh!

"Mau saman tak?"

"TAK MAU!!!!!!!"


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL. when you give the IC, slot the rm50 in your hand as well.

(I've never bribed before. I'm a safe safe driver) :D

Kellaw said...

just tell the idiot you have rm20 in pocket then ask him "MAU TAK?" lol

ck chan said...

u c lar..
actually..there is a law for the police summons..
when u pay it during the first 2 weeks..it just cost u not much..
for example..
when i got my summon for not putting my seat belts on..all of us knew dat we need to pay rm300..but in the end..i juz paid rm40 in the traffic department in the police station...
juz pay it as soon as possible..and..if can..tell them..
u r student..
hope this will help...

Yatz said...

hahahahah TAK MAU FTW~!!!

Cassandra W. said...

Thanks guys for the comments. lol. and thanks CK Chan. guess i need to tell parents asap.. hahar.
[kellaw] i only have one RM50note in my wallet. :(